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1. 1 On April 20th, 2007, Bored Rich said:

   i know shell never read this but shes a wretched excuse for a human life.
   ah, yes, sorry folks but otta do some more slobba bashing. her feet are also the grossest thing ever. shes what, 5′7 and her feet are as big as her boyfriend’s. she has full out monkey toes, as well as a monkey face.Jessica Alba is the closet homo’s last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
   I’d rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is.
   Her 15 minutes are officially UP. besides, ive never seen a dog with acne before… lol
   she looks like a 12 year old boy ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) from the front, and star jones from the back, loosing weight or not, her hispanic housewife genes wont get rid of THAT cellulite, when she hits 30, she better stay anorexic because shes going to end up looking like rosie o’donnel. PLUS, my personal fave…she was voted worst dressed in the new STAR mag, so lol!!!! the caption was something like “this dress is hiding whats even worse underneath” and NO “worse” was not in context with “ooh, its worse because shes so fuckinf fine!” yeah, NO. get the FUCK OVER HER!!!
   Circus of the Stars 2012: Starring Jessica Alba! Watch as Jessica swallows an entire bowling ball! That’s right, the star of such classics as Honey 2: I Need the Money, Honey 3: Will You Ever Learn, and Back Into The Blue will entertain you…cause she won’t get paid if she doesn’t. And here’s Jessica….!”

   She’s not an actress.
   She’s an entertainment personality…but she’s not entertaining and her actual personality sucks, and she aint that hot. sorry, but many on the site agree!

   Which means…
   She ain’t shit.

   Easy math, no?

   JESSICA ALBA…Fuck You!

2. 2 On July 13th, 2007, Bored Rich said:

   jessucka, i hope you die of that anorexica you brought on your self

3. 3 On July 29th, 2007, thomas said:

   She’s not ugly, she’s just…average…nothing’ special about her. She isn’t exotic looking, she’s just too…cute. She used to have a fantastic ass, but that’s gone now.

4. 4 On August 16th, 2007, Carly said:

   …………mmmmmmm……
   ummmmm…… let me think……
   ok im not mad at anyone but y r yall hatin on someone dat goes to da beach has fun, couldnt care less bout da fame and poparrazzi, u dont even kno a person, u jus go by wat chu see,
   dats a lil prejudice guys, and how can u wish someone to die, GOD have mercy on ur soul

5. 5 On August 16th, 2007, Carly said:

   y depict off of a womens features and flaws
   her feet arent that big 8s wow i wear 7 and a halfs we tlkin women sizes here and if her feet are the sizes of her mans her man must have a small penis, i have faith that she will get back in shape, and GOD knos i hope she does, anorexia
   dats serious talk, her face does not look like a monkey cus if it did dats a pretty monkey shes nothing special, but dang dont jam a person^ cus of their flaws, maybe if u took a look at urslef b4 sayin crap bout other ppl…. ay u kno wat it is…. i cant believe dat most guys only go for da anus and boobs, ppl like dat will never be happy in life always alone even wen they wit somebody….GOD bless

6. 6 On September 29th, 2007, bored rich said:

   Jessica Alba is beautiful she is perfect, she has a sweet personality and she’s a big star i mean huge, and she’s still very young what a life she has ahead of her unlike some other ghoulish loser freaks trolling this board, yah im talking to you bored rich..just remember when your miserable and lonely looking up at the cieling at night thinking why god do you hate me, jessica alba is perfectly happy have a nice day!

7. 7 On September 29th, 2007, TJ - oops said:

   Jessica Alba is beautiful she is perfect, she has a sweet personality and she’s a big star i mean huge, and she’s still very young what a life she has ahead of her unlike some other ghoulish loser freaks trolling this board, yah im talking to you bored rich..just remember when your miserable and lonely looking up at the cieling at night thinking why god do you hate me, jessica alba is perfectly happy have a nice day!

8. 8 On October 18th, 2007, gavin said:

   ugh she’s so ugly..
   where’s someone that actually looks different.
   DIE SNOB.

9. 9 On October 26th, 2007, nads said:

   gavin whatever……….u suck bra

10. 10 On November 6th, 2007, HOTBLONDE said:

    YUCK I dont have to know her as a person she looks as BLAND as the crack whores cooking!!!
    She is really not that pretty! She may think she’s attractive but she has no glow or spunk about her! If I put my friends beside her or myself even we’d get more attention than she would!!
    If I dated her I’d get sick of her right away and start looking at other women quick!!
    HAHA I’d probably guess the people who think she’s pretty are the people who are ugly too. HAHA LOSERS.

11. 11 On November 6th, 2007, HOTBLONDE said:

    IF you want beautiful women Charlize Theron, Aishwarya Rai…to name a few. Those are women who dereve to be recogzined by public. Jessica does not fall into the beautiful category and is the plain saggy shadow in the corner that blends in with the rest of the pathetic fugly crew.

12. 12 On November 9th, 2007, DREW said:

    Jessica Alba is flawless.. i don’t care what you all say about her. Not everyone is perfect. You guys are just jealous because girls like this have turned you down.

13. 13 On November 16th, 2007, ema said:

    jessica is the sexiest woman from this word…she looks like an angel

14. 14 On December 9th, 2007, Mike Lazzy said:

    haha, some of these are hilarious. i dont think she’s ugly at all, but she’s more of a cute than hot, i mean great body, but her face is like a puppy’s cause of her eyes. and that’s cute but I dunno I’d rather someone with more defined features, she’s a little to round faced for me….

15. 15 On January 14th, 2008, juli said:

    she is just not that pretty. Not to be mean, but I have tried to see thru her fans eyes and have skimmed countless pics of her online to try to get the appeal. I just dont… She is kinda skinny and her face is plain. She is the girl next door , I guess…but there are prettier neighbors on the block, who are not even celebs!!!

16. 16 On January 19th, 2008, Immie said:

    She is a fucking rodent that needs to be thrown into a black bag with a few bricks and dumped in a lake! Die bitch DIE!!!

17. 17 On January 20th, 2008, Not a hater said:

    u guys r just haters. Hot blonde ur probably not even hot because u can’t tell the difference between hot people and ugly people. If u were with jessica alba and ur friends I bet people would crop out ur hater ass and ur friends too. Ur just damn jealous. And bored rich ur just bored. U probably get denied from girls as hot as jessica alba, that’s why u feel the need to bash her. Just go jack off and get laid, I bet u would feel like a new, less jealous man. And who ever comments negatively about this message r haters too and just jealous that jessica was born with the pretty gene. So what if she was not that fabulous during her youth, that was the past, live to the present. In my opinion, only the pretty people aknowledge their own beauty as well as others. Like the old saying, ” It takes one to one.”

18. 18 On January 26th, 2008, Melanie Anne said:

    Jessica Alba has been labeled like hottest chick all the time. Like Juli I skimmed through her pics and i really dont get the HOT thing.
    shes hideous.
    she needs to eat a fucking steak or something. GROSS
    and her face is really plain. I’ve seen waaay hotter girls in my life and she is not on my top list at all!
    fuck that bitch

19. 19 On January 31st, 2008, Mike said:

    “Hottest chick of all time”? I don’t know about that but Jessica is pretty hot. It’s the combination of the cuteness with the hot body that does it.

    Some of the comments above are hillarious. Not so much for what they say but what they say about the person writing them. Like Melanie Anne and HOTBLONDE. Seriously folks, the fact that you took the time to come on to a Jessica Alba fan blog simply to bash her really says a lot about you. I’ll leave it at that.

20. 20 On February 10th, 2008, lady23 said:

    hahaha i totally agree with bored rich i hate jessica alba. the only reason why people like her is because she has a small waist. shes fucking disgusting though have u seen her legs? no amount of dieting will get rid of her horrible cellulite. im not bitter about her, i just think she has the worst fucking attitude i have ever seen from a celebrity. shes so self-absorbed and she couldnt act for her life.
    fuck you jessica alba!

21. 21 On February 22nd, 2008, im obsessed said:

    i fink shes luvly want 2 luk like her but what was al this about men sayn they like women with a bit of meat on them and that is wat is sexy. but then the skiny boyish-like jessica gets voted SEXIEST woman in the world i agree that she cud be seen as the most beautiful but most sexiest i dont get it. Were men just lyin do they realy prefer the anorexic look. girls maybe ur boyfriends tell u they prefer u with a bit of meat in case u loose weight and leave them 4 sum1 better. im jus confused

22. 22 On May 16th, 2008, Aaron said:

    I’ve never thought Jessica Alba was pretty, much less have I ever thought she was the “sexiest woman alive”…I felt that that particular title was more than a tad overrated and was given to her most likely due to Hollywood’s bad taste and uber obsession with political correctness.

23. 23 On September 2nd, 2008, Hate liberals said:

    why do so many people like this ugly woman. shes got mexican blood in her. i hate all her movies and she cursed fantastic 4.

24. 24 On October 29th, 2008, miss toxic said:

    well ,

    yeah she’s very normal i’ve seen soooo many prettier girls than her , though they’re not celebs

    she’s kinda of a mixture between a Filipina and a black girl , with my respect to all races

    Adrina lima is the best!

    haifa wahbi is the best of the best

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